Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Sartorial Alternatives for a Pestilent City

Given the severe shortage of N-95 face masks in the city of Mumbai, which the city clearly cannot do without, here are a series of alternatives that doctors recommend for you to use in order to prevent your infecting others with the H1N1 madness. Choose the one that most closely fits your sartorial comfort zone:
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"Agar paas aane ki koshish kee, to main golee khaa loongi! Saala soovar ka bachcha!"
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Who would you feel comfortable sitting next to on the Vasai Fast, eh? Left or right?
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Nah! Won't work. Not really.
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Not this, neither.

. .... that's another fine mesh you've got me into!
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For those specialised in this sort of thing.
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The machete can come in handy dealing with those pesky critters even before they invade the hockey mask.
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Technically sound device, with triple brush filter.
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For complete all round protection, keeps you feeling fresh all day.
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Available at most leading malls and multiplexes in the city and suburbs.
No shortage of stocks. Competitive pricing for bulk orders.
Join the H1N1 mania and be counted among the happening crowd!
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